"Hidden" (as in signless) classy little joint in the Ankeny Alley

Pros
Tucked in an unmarked door next to Valentine's, this hidden creperie cum bar is excellent for a date. As the sign says: "No Douchebags" and "No Starfucking". How can you not love such a poignant offensive in an attempt to maintain weekend warrior idiocracy that descends upon Portland every Friday and Saturday? Swell cocktail menu.

Cons
No happy hour, no sidewalk seating, and 'tis hard to find. Then again, it was meant to be that way.