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Cutie pie go-go boys shake their tailfeathers in front of big screens and v...More >>

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Wide open roadhouse with honkin' huge corral of a dancefloor. Plenty of d...More >>

Massive dancefloor is one of Portland's largest, loudest, and most high-tec...More >>

Amusing as it may seem that the Candlelight Room yet exists downtown, it&rs...More >>

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Freshly opened world beat sorta place for dancin'n'prancin' about. However,...More >>

Strip mall sports bar moonlights as a blues club on the weekends. In case ...More >>

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Swellegant 90-year-old third-floor dance hall, rescued from the wrecking ba...More >>

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A germaphobic Mormon’s wet dream of a stripper pole showroom. Out of...More >>

Half-assed Coyote Ugly wannabe swarms with meatheads on the make, while can...More >>

The top sound system, sparkling array of local and national musicians, and ...More >>

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Ginormous cowpoke palace with basketball court-size dancefloor, a mechanica...More >>

While the location of this hipster enclave's no longer much of a secret - a...More >>

Newcomers may despair over butch-centric percentages and hip-hop heavy soun...More >>

Big, fun bar has something for everyone. Big screens and sports memorabiia ...More >>

Rundown dance club has seen better days, and so have the drag queens (and k...More >>

Flashy dance club now occupying H2O's doomed location. ...More >>

Imagine Casablanca set-designed by Bobby Trendy. Scheherezazde’s Arc...More >>

(formerly, Noche) New ambient/techno oriented "ultralounge" promises a "chi...More >>

While the basement booths and dancefloor should be left to the breakdancing...More >>

You’ve walked by, of course, weekend nights, wondering why seemingly ...More >>

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One of Downbeat Magazine's Top 100 places to hear jazz - we weep for the Am...More >>

Intimate space on the second floor of the Crystal Ballroom hosts weekly dan...More >>

Twas a cardroom, yes, eighty years past. Gamblers, whores, the cream of se...More >>

We ain't been much to Tigard much at all, so you'll have to tell us about t...More >>

Overpriced drinks, garish crimson interiors, crowds ranging between (weeken...More >>

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The former La Rhumba reincarnated as a top-flight Mexican restaurant. Good ...More >>

For newcomers, imagine a gigantic nightclub below a shining neon circle ill...More >>

Let us remember The Ohm as it was - not this re-animated corpse of the Vood...More >>

Midst the center of Portland's Old Town date rape district, Pala: A Fashion...More >>

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High-energy catbird seat smack dab in the middle of Vaseline Alley, opens a...More >>

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Spacious pool hall on first floor of Crystal Ballroom lines them up around ...More >>

Designed to annoy you with it's proper pronunciation of "Roh Ture AY", but ...More >>

Sammy's Daniel opened with little fanfare, little promotion, and turned int...More >>

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(note: recently moved to space formerly occupied by Three Sisters) A favori...More >>

MOVED! Now at 318 SW 3rd Ave. If you can't get laid at Silverado, then...More >>

formerly Billy Reed's Billy Reed's review: Sprawling bar and restauran...More >>

Owned by the longtime former manager of downtown's Candlelight, the blues a...More >>

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Housed in what used to be Fernando's Hideaway. The collective myriad of pho...More >>

Rambling joint with a smalltown vibe - lots of regulars chatting it up at t...More >>

With all the understated elegance and dedication to authenticity you've com...More >>

The site's been a popular pitstop since its days as a stagecoach depot, and...More >>

That’s right kids, Tony’s back in town! The hippest hepcat of t...More >>

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