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BarFly Ally » Ararat

The Armenian disco so luxuriates in stereotypes - stunning damsels frozen t...More >>

23 user reviews

BarFly Ally » Matador

The Matador's had a sordid history over its forty years on Burnside, and it...More >>

13 user reviews

Alibi

Can’t swing a trip to Tahiti? Beach yourself on the shore of this ti...More >>

26 user reviews

Aura

Well, you’ve seen them, of course - the primped throngs eternally lin...More >>

24 user reviews

BarFly Bus

Check out the twelve glorious months of BarFly Bus Tours that await you in ...More >>

2 user reviews

Barracuda

Enormous island-theme dance club packs in a crowd of Aberzombies fresh from...More >>

34 user reviews

Below Deck

Below Deck is pretty much the only bar in Portland that features pool in th...More >>

3 user reviews

Boxxes

Cutie pie go-go boys shake their tailfeathers in front of big screens and v...More >>

5 user reviews

Brig

Where are all the goodlooking men in Portland? Right here, baby! One-third ...More >>

0 user reviews

C.C. Slaughter's

Massive dancefloor is one of Portland's largest, loudest, and most high-tec...More >>

20 user reviews

Candlelight Room

Amusing as it may seem that the Candlelight Room yet exists downtown, it&rs...More >>

13 user reviews

Club 720

Apparently, naming one's establishment after it's street address makes one ...More >>

0 user reviews

Coach's Bar and Grill

Strip mall sports bar moonlights as a blues club on the weekends. In case ...More >>

5 user reviews

Dante's

How To Make A Rock Club: 1.) transform misused space (Chang’s Mongoli...More >>

16 user reviews

Dixie Tavern

Half-assed Coyote Ugly wannabe swarms with meatheads on the make, while can...More >>

52 user reviews

Doug Fir Lounge

The top sound system, sparkling array of local and national musicians, and ...More >>

73 user reviews

Dublin Pub

Collegiate meat-market best avoided by those not dedicated to the Abercromb...More >>

7 user reviews

Duke's Country Bar & Grill

Ginormous cowpoke palace with basketball court-size dancefloor, a mechanica...More >>

19 user reviews

Egyptian Room

Newcomers may despair over butch-centric percentages and hip-hop heavy soun...More >>

36 user reviews

Embers

Rundown dance club has seen better days, and so have the drag queens (and k...More >>

14 user reviews

Fez

Imagine Casablanca set-designed by Bobby Trendy. Scheherezazde’s Arc...More >>

14 user reviews

Grand Central Bowl

Brought to you by Concept Entertainment, the same guys behind such legendar...More >>

17 user reviews

Greek Cusina

You’ve walked by, of course, weekend nights, wondering why seemingly ...More >>

10 user reviews

Gypsy

Ages ago, when Portland's scenesters could be counted on two hands and spa...More >>

11 user reviews

Hall Street Bar & Grill

Hammered metal short bar manned by personable servers. Comfortable banquet-...More >>

4 user reviews

Harborside Pilsner Room

The three best things about the Pilsner Room? Location, location, location....More >>

1 user reviews

Ibiza

Been there and done that? Tell us all about it. We'll catch up. Happy Ho...More >>

1 user reviews

Kells

‘Tis Portland’s Irish pub, and more’s the pity. As Ameri...More >>

10 user reviews

Lotus Cardroom

Twas a cardroom, yes, eighty years past. Gamblers, whores, the cream of se...More >>

9 user reviews

McFadden's

A so-called "Irish pub" for the frat boy set, McFadden's strives to be the ...More >>

20 user reviews

Mixer's Bar and Grill

We ain't been much to Tigard much at all, so you'll have to tell us about t...More >>

5 user reviews

New Copper Penny

For newcomers, imagine a gigantic nightclub below a shining neon circle ill...More >>

11 user reviews

Ohm

Let us remember The Ohm as it was - not this re-animated corpse of the Vood...More >>

18 user reviews

Pala Fashion Lounge

Midst the center of Portland's Old Town date rape district, Pala: A Fashion...More >>

19 user reviews

Portland City Grill

Yes, they’ve quite a view. So does the Space Needle. Do you really ...More >>

18 user reviews

Red Cap Garage

High-energy catbird seat smack dab in the middle of Vaseline Alley, opens a...More >>

5 user reviews

Refectory

Fourteen thousand square feet of Greshamite-stocked meat market sorta says ...More >>

5 user reviews

Ringler's Pub

Spacious pool hall on first floor of Crystal Ballroom lines them up around ...More >>

12 user reviews

Sammy's Daniel Bar

Sammy's Daniel opened with little fanfare, little promotion, and turned int...More >>

15 user reviews

Santorini West

Been there? Done that? Review away, we'll get back at you later. Open ...More >>

0 user reviews

Silverado

MOVED! Now at 318 SW 3rd Ave. If you can't get laid at Silverado, then...More >>

36 user reviews

Studio 503

We ain't been thar yet. But you can write your own review!...More >>

4 user reviews

Subterra

Housed in what used to be Fernando's Hideaway. The collective myriad of pho...More >>

0 user reviews

T.G.I. Friday's

Like T.G.I.'s everywhere-- good happy hours, psycho service. $3.99 menu, $1...More >>

11 user reviews

The Paragon

Outstanding bartenders put on a good show in this cigar friendly, well-stoc...More >>

2 user reviews

Thirsty Lion Pub

With all the understated elegance and dedication to authenticity you've com...More >>

21 user reviews

Voodoo Lounge

O! Would that every night be Mardi Gras, you've mumbled to the Phi Delt si...More >>

16 user reviews

Who Song & Larry's

Corporate-engineered fun all the way. Big windows and large deck overlooki...More >>

12 user reviews

XV

The effortless blend of elegant interiors and indie cool has, as with so ma...More >>

39 user reviews