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BarFly Ally » Ararat
The Armenian disco so luxuriates in stereotypes - stunning damsels frozen t...More >>
BarFly Ally » Matador
The Matador's had a sordid history over its forty years on Burnside, and it...More >>
Alibi
Can’t swing a trip to Tahiti? Beach yourself on the shore of this ti...More >>
Aura
Well, you’ve seen them, of course - the primped throngs eternally lin...More >>
BarFly Bus
Check out the twelve glorious months of BarFly Bus Tours that await you in ...More >>
Barracuda
Enormous island-theme dance club packs in a crowd of Aberzombies fresh from...More >>
Below Deck
Below Deck is pretty much the only bar in Portland that features pool in th...More >>
Boxxes
Cutie pie go-go boys shake their tailfeathers in front of big screens and v...More >>
Brig
Where are all the goodlooking men in Portland? Right here, baby! One-third ...More >>
C.C. Slaughter's
Massive dancefloor is one of Portland's largest, loudest, and most high-tec...More >>
Candlelight Room
Amusing as it may seem that the Candlelight Room yet exists downtown, it&rs...More >>
Club 720
Apparently, naming one's establishment after it's street address makes one ...More >>
Coach's Bar and Grill
Strip mall sports bar moonlights as a blues club on the weekends. In case ...More >>
Dante's
How To Make A Rock Club: 1.) transform misused space (Chang’s Mongoli...More >>
Dixie Tavern
Half-assed Coyote Ugly wannabe swarms with meatheads on the make, while can...More >>
Doug Fir Lounge
The top sound system, sparkling array of local and national musicians, and ...More >>
Dublin Pub
Collegiate meat-market best avoided by those not dedicated to the Abercromb...More >>
Duke's Country Bar & Grill
Ginormous cowpoke palace with basketball court-size dancefloor, a mechanica...More >>
Egyptian Room
Newcomers may despair over butch-centric percentages and hip-hop heavy soun...More >>
Embers
Rundown dance club has seen better days, and so have the drag queens (and k...More >>
Grand Central Bowl
Brought to you by Concept Entertainment, the same guys behind such legendar...More >>
Greek Cusina
You’ve walked by, of course, weekend nights, wondering why seemingly ...More >>
Gypsy
Ages ago, when Portland's scenesters could be counted on two hands and spa...More >>
Hall Street Bar & Grill
Hammered metal short bar manned by personable servers. Comfortable banquet-...More >>
Harborside Pilsner Room
The three best things about the Pilsner Room? Location, location, location....More >>
Ibiza
Been there and done that? Tell us all about it. We'll catch up. Happy Ho...More >>
Lotus Cardroom
Twas a cardroom, yes, eighty years past. Gamblers, whores, the cream of se...More >>
McFadden's
A so-called "Irish pub" for the frat boy set, McFadden's strives to be the ...More >>
Mixer's Bar and Grill
We ain't been much to Tigard much at all, so you'll have to tell us about t...More >>
New Copper Penny
For newcomers, imagine a gigantic nightclub below a shining neon circle ill...More >>
Ohm
Let us remember The Ohm as it was - not this re-animated corpse of the Vood...More >>
Pala Fashion Lounge
Midst the center of Portland's Old Town date rape district, Pala: A Fashion...More >>
Portland City Grill
Yes, they’ve quite a view. So does the Space Needle. Do you really ...More >>
Red Cap Garage
High-energy catbird seat smack dab in the middle of Vaseline Alley, opens a...More >>
Refectory
Fourteen thousand square feet of Greshamite-stocked meat market sorta says ...More >>
Ringler's Pub
Spacious pool hall on first floor of Crystal Ballroom lines them up around ...More >>
Sammy's Daniel Bar
Sammy's Daniel opened with little fanfare, little promotion, and turned int...More >>
Santorini West
Been there? Done that? Review away, we'll get back at you later. Open ...More >>
Silverado
MOVED! Now at 318 SW 3rd Ave. If you can't get laid at Silverado, then...More >>
Subterra
Housed in what used to be Fernando's Hideaway. The collective myriad of pho...More >>
T.G.I. Friday's
Like T.G.I.'s everywhere-- good happy hours, psycho service. $3.99 menu, $1...More >>
The Paragon
Outstanding bartenders put on a good show in this cigar friendly, well-stoc...More >>
Thirsty Lion Pub
With all the understated elegance and dedication to authenticity you've com...More >>
Voodoo Lounge
O! Would that every night be Mardi Gras, you've mumbled to the Phi Delt si...More >>
Who Song & Larry's
Corporate-engineered fun all the way. Big windows and large deck overlooki...More >>

