The Armenian disco so luxuriates in stereotypes - stunning damsels frozen t...More >>

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Spacious, clean and stylishly comfortable, the unpretentious Bitter End has...More >>

Down and dirty sixties-style strip club with mirrored pit stage and low-slu...More >>

Upon entering, you may find yourself scratching your head in confusion. It'...More >>

Sleek, genderless, seemingly-antiquated though rigorously tended, easy to l...More >>

(formerly Dino's) It's close quarters at this lowbrow joint, but that's all...More >>

O, lament our beloved Hungry Tiger - it is long lost, laid waste in favor o...More >>

Brought to you buy the crew of Portland flesh scene impresarios (Dante's, D...More >>

The Matador's had a sordid history over its forty years on Burnside, and it...More >>

Most of the stevedore/RR workers in the crowd completely ignore the dancers...More >>

There's similarly-styled bars every third corner of southeast, but everythi...More >>

Landmark Portland pool hall considerably bigger and brighter following exte...More >>

“Is this a gay bar?” A routine query of Roscoe’s newcomer...More >>

With Southern cuisine universally assumed to be both overpriced and under-s...More >>

One of Portland's oldest bars, the former speakeasy and cop hangout - move ...More >>

Spacious, semi-grungy Southeast sports bar that caters to neighborhood folk...More >>

Been there? Done that? Review away, we'll get back at ya....More >>

As shelter for old men drinking through the soaps or clubhouse for a rather...More >>

A sports bar, technically - and a Steelers bar during Sundays in the fall -...More >>

“The Milwaukie Ballet” dances everynight of the year on four st...More >>

Can’t swing a trip to Tahiti? Beach yourself on the shore of this ti...More >>

You're always guaranteed to find someone to talk to at this friendly, low-k...More >>

Been there? Done that? Review away, we'll get back at ya....More >>

An integral part of the 'Couve scene. In fact, it IS the scene, where local...More >>

This place is Hawthorne Theatre's drinking buddy, where 15 year old from Ho...More >>

Check out the twelve glorious months of BarFly Bus Tours that await you in ...More >>

It all started here. The over-priced lagers, whimsical burgers and prefab ...More >>

Enormous island-theme dance club packs in a crowd of Aberzombies fresh from...More >>

Visit 'round noon, sliding to the bar midst twenty-something burn-out and t...More >>

Below Deck is pretty much the only bar in Portland that features pool in th...More >>

More refined than the attached club space (see below), this quiet, artful b...More >>

Berbati's, the more refined, art-filled restaurant side is open daily, whil...More >>

Servicing a proud community of aging punkers, unabashed drunkards and those...More >>

Surprisingly big space, dining room above with separate bar below. Talented...More >>

Imagine a fog of cigarette smoke drawn from a mixed crowd ranging from disp...More >>

Traditional old man watering hole, still populated mostly by old men, oddly...More >>

Without much else around the residential area, this workmanlike cantina has...More >>

Tiny little place on NE 33rd and Broadway, has plenty of delicious snacks, ...More >>

Obscure little dive on Sandy. Have you been there? We haven't, so tell us a...More >>

This favorite McM's outpost features a long bar, a sit-around fireplace, a ...More >>

Friendly North Portland bar that hosts karaoke on the weekends. ...More >>

Cutie pie go-go boys shake their tailfeathers in front of big screens and v...More >>

Where are all the goodlooking men in Portland? Right here, baby! One-third ...More >>

Formerly "Who's On First"...More >>

Great friendly bar populated with more normal folk than other places this c...More >>

Ramshackle roadhouse, cobbled together from the remnants of a century-old f...More >>

Massive dancefloor is one of Portland's largest, loudest, and most high-tec...More >>

Amusing as it may seem that the Candlelight Room yet exists downtown, it&rs...More >>

Cozy little smoking club, tucked behind cigar shop featuring downtown&rsquo...More >>

Conveniently located only for the less mobile, more unsavory, denizens of d...More >>

As not-quite-college bar for a town that really doesn’t have much of ...More >>

One of the few old man watering holes still left in "Trendy-Third" attracts...More >>

Stalking Dead Moon/Shiny Things drummer Andrew Loomis? Have a seat at the b...More >>

Despite being awfully suspicious of BarFly, this place gets high marks for ...More >>

Ignore the name. Chopsticks shouldn't suggest food any more than, say, The...More >>

Rambling little roadhouse features live bluesy acts on the weekends (no cov...More >>

Ended up taking a trip on a failboat and is now required to surrender liquo...More >>

Portland earned its reputation as the worst sport town in America games end...More >>

Former old man hole in the wall cleaned up and expanded by new owners, but ...More >>

Friendly and attentive bar staff, colorful regulars, and possibly the best ...More >>

A 500-pound gorilla in its area, this club consistently delivers an unparal...More >>

Been there? Done that? Open 7:00am to 2:30am...More >>

Strip mall sports bar moonlights as a blues club on the weekends. In case ...More >>

A few years ago, as wave after wave of post-collegiate bohemians trailing r...More >>

Down and dirty little joint on east burnside. Sassy staff serves it up to a...More >>

Little foster dive with stiff ass drinks. Dailly dinner and lunch specia...More >>

Cozy neighborhood pub decorated with vintage advertising memorabilia and ol...More >>

Rambling roadhouse across from Paul Bunyan. Dancers from 12pm, on three sta...More >>

How To Make A Rock Club: 1.) transform misused space (Chang’s Mongoli...More >>

Not hard to imagine a Dingo's outside every twenty-second century left-coas...More >>

Endearingly light-in-the-loafers longshoreman-type hole in the wall, named ...More >>

Workingman's day bar and lunch counter, on the cute side of nothing too spe...More >>

If, god forbid, you are in Deep Milwaukie, you can find this huge sports ba...More >>

Down and dirty strip bar features - wait for it - topless bartenders. Clien...More >>

Collegiate meat-market best avoided by those not dedicated to the Abercromb...More >>

Ginormous cowpoke palace with basketball court-size dancefloor, a mechanica...More >>

Around the same time Dante's took over Devil's Point, The Ash Street opened...More >>

Resembling one of those century-old dark-wood 'n' brick-laden bar & grills ...More >>

Newcomers may despair over butch-centric percentages and hip-hop heavy soun...More >>

Big, fun bar has something for everyone. Big screens and sports memorabiia ...More >>

Has ya beenz there? Have att'er, we'll come back with a review someday....More >>

Rundown dance club has seen better days, and so have the drag queens (and k...More >>

Half NASCAR nightmare, half wild-west karaoke dreamland, the barn-size Farm...More >>

Very cool interior, with bar/table tops and lamps that the BT and his dad m...More >>

Friendly, older local crowd at the bar, low-key younger folks playing throu...More >>

Cheery, kicked-back pub draws a convivial, mostly mature crowd to its somew...More >>

Sterile bars with zero character or charm are quickly becoming the new hotn...More >>

Friendly dive with all the essentials - pool, videogames, cheap, strong dri...More >>

Popular blues-oriented club draws a friendly, all ages crowd. Odd, scooter ...More >>

You’ve walked by, of course, weekend nights, wondering why seemingly ...More >>

Former "Circus Room" unfortunately stripped of its mint '60s interior. Rep...More >>

Every Atari game under the sun, pinball galore, and beer! 'Nuff said. Oh, y...More >>

Ages ago, when Portland's scenesters could be counted on two hands and spa...More >>

While the grampa boozehounds, the wastrels old-before-their-time and those ...More >>

Me Chinese, me play joke, me pour whiskey in your coke. Review soon to c...More >>

The owner George said something like this "You know how every server and ba...More >>

Flagship of the Pearl's third wave transformation towards antiseptic playgr...More >>

Dark and drinky downmarket lounge, heavy on the chinoiserie - it's all bla...More >>

Been there? Done that? Review away, we'll catch up with ya....More >>

Nothing fancy inside (other than a big flat screen), but the backyard deck ...More >>

Well-mixed, convivial crowd trends toward professional thirty-somethings, a...More >>

New spawn of popular hangout, Belmont's Inn, brings its formula of multiple...More >>

An old-fashioned bar & grill more vinyl than not with long-forgotten sandwi...More >>

Yet another Tigard find...only we haven't made it there. So have your way w...More >>

Always larger than you remember, this British pub seems nonetheless crowded...More >>

While recent advertising campaign proclaiming the Hutch to be ‘Portla...More >>

Kinda plain for a place that's apparently been around forever. Lots of sill...More >>

Been there? Done that? Blog away, we'll catch up to you!...More >>

In addition to the signs on the C-tran buses that proclaim "ITS THE LAW! No...More >>

New owners put Jake's Place back on the map with new carpet, new paint, new...More >>

One of Downbeat Magazine's Top 100 places to hear jazz - we weep for the Am...More >>

Friendly neighborhood bar attracts a diverse mostly 25+ crowd. Extra-high c...More >>

Half sports bar, half strip bar, it's easy enough to catch the game and mi...More >>

On the edge of northwest's still-extant industrial zones, the damnably-loya...More >>

(a.k.a. "The Bucket") Much as the gentrification of the Jolly district - no...More >>

Shame they kept the name. The Pirate's Cove lounge of the Jolly Roger once...More >>

Something of a gay sports bar, which we so hope explains the name, JOQ&rsqu...More >>

So well-regarded as an eggs’n’hash purveyor, Katie O’Brie...More >>

Under New Ownership, we hear a great deal has changed about this place. But...More >>

There’s no longer a piss-trough down the foot of the bar at Kelly&rsq...More >>

Tourists in Los Angeles are inevitably shunted to a film studio, New York h...More >>

"The World Famous Kenton Club," so-called due to its co-starring role as sc...More >>

Rambling sports bar packs in a noisy crowd on game days (it's spitting dist...More >>

Great collection of B&W headshots of jazz and blues legends lining the lobb...More >>

Segueing from blues club to dance spot to sports bar the past decade, this ...More >>

Like the wastoid burnout of sculpted chin and soulful eyes ever-rumbling ar...More >>

This is Jimmy Mak's old location with a new coat of paint and an extensive ...More >>

Given the name, one might expect a little more stardust sprinkled about, or...More >>

What was the 2X6 was recently redone by the new owners. Odd but comfortable...More >>

Twas a cardroom, yes, eighty years past. Gamblers, whores, the cream of se...More >>

Spacious lounge with curvy, leatherette padded bar and booths Ultra-violet ...More >>

(former Mazzi's) Spacious, family-friendly sports pub hosts blues and jazz ...More >>

Passers-by may wonder why a Walmart-sized parking lot lays emptyish this di...More >>

Should there be a Vice-chic equation [(rock stars X tits + coke-addled hips...More >>

A loyal shift of elderly patrons and the unsmiling doorman - those regulars...More >>

What used to be Shagnasty's and Club Rock has now turned into what looks li...More >>

The mother of all strip bars, Mary's kicked off Portland's topless trend in...More >>

A so-called "Irish pub" for the frat boy set, McFadden's strives to be the ...More >>

A cozy pub rather smaller than their impressive signage suggests, McPeet's ...More >>

Half rec-room, half blues joint, Meadows has all the ambience of a dentist'...More >>

Friendly servers, clubhouse atmosphere, good daily specials. Pool x1, Adda...More >>

Overpriced drinks, garish crimson interiors, crowds ranging between (weeken...More >>

Features shuffleboard, pool, live music, jams, and open mike Open ever...More >>

The Foghorn Stringband, who've braved five figure crowds at global festival...More >>

Would not be confused with a happening hotspot, but cannot be mistaken for ...More >>

Never a destination, exactly, unless one knows the bartenders, Mulligan's j...More >>

Spiritual home to Portland rock stars since before that was a recognizable ...More >>

For newcomers, imagine a gigantic nightclub below a shining neon circle ill...More >>

Great, friendly neighborhood bar that has it all. Booze, great microbrew, t...More >>

The promise of an awesome vintage neon sign is belied by a poorly 'renovate...More >>

A lovable regular person sort of bar, always pleasantly under-crowded. ...More >>

Friendly local joint with all the necessaries for a good time - cheap drink...More >>

Very much the new Pearl - a doggie daycare is downstairs, drinks aren't all...More >>

Been there and done that? Review away....More >>

Note-perfect pub-grub, casually dignified wood interiors befitting the buil...More >>

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On any given day, the carnival of usual SE 82nd suspects crowds around the ...More >>

Cute and cabin like. Home of my favorite bumper sticker, "Eat your Honey, A...More >>

Around since the late '30s, very cute, cabin-like, penguin-paraphernalia st...More >>

A creepy assortment of owl memorabilia and wood paneled walls scream Twin P...More >>

Been there? Done that? We haven't, so review away. 25x flat screens, par...More >>

As if Oregon didn't already have enough to boast about, we are also home to...More >>

(formerly known as the Portsmouth Club) As Mr. Chandler aptly puts it, "It...More >>

Hidden midst an unassuming street, down the dead zones 'tween Powell and Ea...More >>

A utilitarian pub seemingly identical to familial franchises (Mulligans, O'...More >>

Rather off the beaten path, but the righteous beer is worth a trip to 'burb...More >>

High-energy catbird seat smack dab in the middle of Vaseline Alley, opens a...More >>

With everything going for it, except its location, the Red Room is reduced ...More >>

Cozy neighborhood joint has all the goods: open, square bar, comfy booths, ...More >>

Appropriately angler-themed, much as ramshackle neighborhood dives attend t...More >>

Much as detailing the glories of fave sanctuaries to the great unwashed wed...More >>

Spacious pool hall on first floor of Crystal Ballroom lines them up around ...More >>

Sort of like a well-equipped frat house, minus the frat boys, which is a ni...More >>

Been there? Done that? Review away, we'll get back at ya....More >>

Nothing terribly rock-n-roll here - just a neighborhood coffeehouse all gro...More >>

Whatever you’ve heard, it was NOT named after the corporate overlord&...More >>

When one thinks "Alberta St.", sports bar is the last phrase that comes to ...More >>

A classic roadhouse, with a hint of lounge - sprawling room lined with over...More >>

Tiger-striped dancers, goldfish fed to piranhas, jungle taxidermy - countle...More >>

Dating back before pool tournaments were televised and every co-ed shot nin...More >>

They do not serve steamer clams, whatever the sign outside protests - not t...More >>

Tick off your tally of the OLCC's 100 signs of intoxication, helpfully post...More >>

(note: recently moved to space formerly occupied by Three Sisters) A favori...More >>

A defiantly proud (though that can't be the word) dive's dive for evers, wi...More >>

(a.k.a. the "Sickly Addiction") A favorite of locals and weekend warriors ...More >>

Old-fashioned lunch counter set up with a game room in the back. Good juke,...More >>

Definitely a regular spot if you live in Multnomah Village and you like to ...More >>

Once a year, the Pub At The End Of The Universe closes early for rug cleani...More >>

It's not really a sports bar despite the countless TVs set to ESPN - after-...More >>

MOVED! Now at 318 SW 3rd Ave. If you can't get laid at Silverado, then...More >>

Been there? Done that? Blog away, we'll catch up to you! $1.75 dom pints...More >>

If you long for a backyard, but live in a studio apartment, this is the bar...More >>

(formerly Cal-Sport) Divey lounge opens up garage-style to the front sidewa...More >>

Former tweaker haven cleaned up and turned into just plain fine old bar in ...More >>

A vintage gem, this early riser (open at 7am, closes by 3pm) is well-worth ...More >>

Creepy little dive inhabited by Foster Blvd.'s undesirables....More >>

Cool, comfortable room with a perfect view of some of the most blow-your-mi...More >>

With fifty some-odd years anchoring the "Stumble Zone," the Space Room exer...More >>

formerly Billy Reed's Billy Reed's review: Sprawling bar and restauran...More >>

Fab old lounge serves 'em strong to a loyal crowd of mature regulars - thir...More >>

Been there? Done that? Review away, we'll get back at ya....More >>

Slick flagship of local peeler empire does it Vegas-style, hosting a bevvy ...More >>

Been there? Done that? Review away, we'll get Station 66 up to date soon....More >>

Owned by the longtime former manager of downtown's Candlelight, the blues a...More >>

Combining the once-grand ambitions of a failing hotel bar with the rather s...More >>

Fun, astonishingly acrobatic dancers highlight this upbeat, couples-friendl...More >>

Apparently the eponymous plaids and Scottish national flowers are "coming s...More >>

Rambling joint with a smalltown vibe - lots of regulars chatting it up at t...More >>

The niche clientele (late-nighters fond of energetic and purposeless chats,...More >>

Just about the closest thing to a real diner that Portland has to offer - h...More >>

With all the understated elegance and dedication to authenticity you've com...More >>

The new ownership's returning the near-perfect floor plan, a long bar lines...More >>

The site's been a popular pitstop since its days as a stagecoach depot, and...More >>

It’s a shame acts tend toward the touring no-hopers and newer local b...More >>

There's actually plenty of reasons to frequent Tony's - for even those not ...More >>

This dark, eccentric, memorabilia-stuffed neighborhood (should one consider...More >>

Not a dive, exactly, though the drinks and beer (and chicken strips) couldn...More >>

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A prototypical college bar, and a neighborhood fixture for ages. Vestiges o...More >>

Boasting Portland's finest alterna-seductresses since before Suicide Girls ...More >>

Technically Hanigan's Tavern, should Final Jeopardy ever feature SE Portlan...More >>

The old gal has moved from her long standing location and is now non smokin...More >>

Affable, entertaining bartenders, keep this low-slung pool joint a favorite...More >>

Big, brawny bar caters to a surprisingly diverse crowd of bon vivants. Outg...More >>

Tiny, friendly place. Stiff drinks pretty cheap. Older crowd....More >>

The corporate engineered fun never stops. 1/2 off apps, well & beer 4 - 8 ...More >>

Coolio should write a song about this place called "Gamer's Paradise." Thi...More >>

A genuine dive bar lurking midst the downtown shopping arcade, the Yamhill ...More >>

One of Portland's oldest Vietnamese restaurants, Yen Ha balances veg-friend...More >>

Been there? Tell us about it, 'cuz we ain't got's the time....More >>

They've taken out the bumper pool tables and added liquor - something of a ...More >>

Famed as the (post-duty, we so dearly hope) hangout of drivers from the nei...More >>